2026 Schedule

Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Playoffs | Toilet Bowl | Championship

Week 1

Wednesday, September 9
NASA Tuesdays 49   30 Norsemen
Rocky Mountain Oysters 50   34 MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 55   19 Amish Electricians
Richard's Lionhearts 46   28 Omar's Coming
Trump Molests Collies 52   32 Crusaders
Sacks on the Beach 38   24 Gallic Warriors

Week 2

Thursday, September 17
Norsemen 34   30 Sacks on the Beach
Crusaders 5   0 MeggaMen
Richard's Lionhearts 53   11 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Amish Electricians 64   0 Rocky Mountain Oysters
NASA Tuesdays 94   27 Omar's Coming
Trump Molests Collies 49   47 Gallic Warriors

Week 3

Thursday, September 24
Rocky Mountain Oysters 25   21 Omar's Coming
MeggaMen 33   8 Gallic Warriors
Richard's Lionhearts 56   38 Amish Electricians
NASA Tuesdays 76   28 Trump Molests Collies
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 56   15 Norsemen
Sacks on the Beach 48   19 Crusaders

Week 4

Thursday, October 1
Amish Electricians 67   52 Trump Molests Collies
Sacks on the Beach 66   55 MeggaMen
Rocky Mountain Oysters 16   16 NASA Tuesdays
Gallic Warriors 52   38 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Crusaders 46   32 Richard's Lionhearts
Norsemen 31   29 Omar's Coming

Week 5

Thursday, October 8
NFL Byes: Carolina, Kansas City
Crusaders 56   16 Rocky Mountain Oysters
Norsemen 73   55 Richard's Lionhearts
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 53   14 Sacks on the Beach
NASA Tuesdays 73   11 Amish Electricians
MeggaMen 35   23 Trump Molests Collies
Gallic Warriors 62   14 Omar's Coming

Week 6

Thursday, October 15
NFL Byes: Cincinnati, Detroit, Miami, Minnesota
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Norsemen
Gallic Warriors vs Richard's Lionhearts
MeggaMen vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Trump Molests Collies
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
Omar's Coming vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 7

Thursday, October 22
NFL Byes: Buffalo, Jacksonville, Los Angeles Chargers, Washington
Richard's Lionhearts vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Norsemen vs Omar's Coming
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Week 8

Thursday, October 29
NFL Byes: Houston, New Orleans, New York Giants, San Francisco
Amish Electricians vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Norsemen vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Sacks on the Beach
MeggaMen vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Richard's Lionhearts

Week 9

Thursday, November 5
NFL Byes: Pittsburgh, Tennessee
Amish Electricians vs Omar's Coming
Sacks on the Beach vs Trump Molests Collies
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs MeggaMen
Gallic Warriors vs Norsemen
Richard's Lionhearts vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Crusaders

Week 10

Thursday, November 12
NFL Byes: Chicago, Denver, Philadelphia, Tampa Bay
MeggaMen vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Sacks on the Beach
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs NASA Tuesdays
Norsemen vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Gallic Warriors

Week 11

Thursday, November 19
NFL Byes: Atlanta, Cleveland, Green Bay, Los Angeles Rams, New England, Seattle
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Richard's Lionhearts vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs MeggaMen
Gallic Warriors vs NASA Tuesdays
Omar's Coming vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Norsemen

Week 12

Thursday, November 26
MeggaMen vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Omar's Coming
Richard's Lionhearts vs NASA Tuesdays
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
Gallic Warriors vs Trump Molests Collies

Week 13

Thursday, December 3
NFL Byes: Baltimore, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, New York Jets
Sacks on the Beach vs NASA Tuesdays
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Trump Molests Collies
Omar's Coming vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen

Week 14

Thursday, December 10
NFL Byes: Arizona, Dallas
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Norsemen vs Richard's Lionhearts
MeggaMen vs Sacks on the Beach
Crusaders vs Trump Molests Collies
Omar's Coming vs NASA Tuesdays
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Playoffs

Thursday, December 17
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Toilet Bowl

Thursday, December 17
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Championship

Thursday, December 24
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